Are you sure this is real?

When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly…

What does that last breath before death feel like?

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

(Source: acid-in-wonderland, via space-m0nsters)

in class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck

poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: 

(via februarytwentysixth)

me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now